Top 10 Things You Knew Were Going to Happen

A Well Funded Study would find that a healthy diet leads to health.

OctoMom would file a patent on the name ‘OctoMom' so that she could create her own line of OctoMom clothing.

Thinking a drought was going to ensue (it didn't) a California water agency would urge conservation, and then when water use went down because people used less water, the agency would loose revenue, then raise their rates.

A treadmill would be delivered to the space station and be named after comedian Stephen Colbert.

An airplane company would eventually risk the wrath of the public by charging oversize travelers for two seats.

In proof that the reality show business is groping for new ideas, an LA company would propose to do a reality show based on the U.S. Navy's battles with the pirates.

Instead of attending your church service, you'd be able to text money from home.

In a desperate attempt to show he really does matter, despite what the reviewers say, a Hollywood star (Ashton Kutcher) would try to get one million twitter followers.

In proof that some people are completely sheltered from the real world, a senior exec (David Viniar) of Goldman Sachs wouldn't be able to figure out why the media was interested in its connection to AIG, despite his company posting a $1.8 billion dollar profit this year, after receiving $12.9 billion of the $90 billion given to AIG as bailout funds.  Viniar's bonus in 2007 was $34.5 million.

In the ‘Late to the Economic Downturn Understanding' table, a British Tabloid would print the headline: ‘Britain must start making things again'.